go home

this wins Halloween

Holy shit

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mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

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i thought i was in love but then he said he never read harry potter


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She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies

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favorite harry potter quotes?



*deep breath* Oh man.

  • "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" (#1 quote of my life, not just HP)
  • “You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think that we don’t recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble? Your father is alive in you, Harry, and shows himself most plainly when you have need of him. How else could you produce that particular Patronus? Prongs rode again last night.

  • “He read the letter again, but could not take in any more meaning than he had done the first time and was reduced to staring at the handwriting itself. She had made her g's the same way he did: he searched through the letter for every one of them, and each felt like a friendly little wave glimpsed from behind a veil. The letter was an incredible treasure, proof that Lily Potter had lived, really lived, that her warm hand had once moved across this parchment, tracing ink into these letters, these words, words about him, Harry, her son.”
  • “Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.”
  • “That which Voldemort does not value, he takes no trouble to comprehend. Of house-elves and children’s tales, of love, loyalty, and innocence, Voldemort knows and understands nothing. Nothing. That they all have a power beyond his own, a power beyond the reach of any magic, is a truth he has never grasped.”
  • “He missed Hogwarts so much it was like having a constant stomachache. He missed the castle, with its secret passageways and ghosts, his classes, the mail arriving by owl, eating banquets in the Great Hall, sleeping in his four-poster bed in the tower dormitory, visiting the gamekeeper, Hagrid, in his cabin next to the Forbidden Forest in the grounds, and especially, Quidditch, the most popular sport in the wizarding world”
  • There was already a small queue for the tap in the corner of the field. Harry, Ron, and Hermione joined it, right behind a pair of men who were having a heated argument. One of them was a very old wizard who was wearing a long flowery nightgown. The other was clearly a Ministry wizard; he was holding out a pair of pinstriped trousers and almost crying with exasperation. 
    'Just put them on, Archie, there’s a good chap. You can’t walk
    around like that, the Muggle at the gate’s already getting suspicious-‘ 
    'I bought this in a Muggle shop,' said the old wizard stubbornly.
    'Muggles wear them.'
    'Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear
    these,’ said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped
    'I’m not putting them on,' said old Archie in indignation. 'I
    like a healthy breeze ’round my privates, thanks.’

Now I’m wondering-what are some of your favourite HP quotes? 

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"How do we forgive ourselves for all of the things we did not become?"
-"14 Lines from Love Letters or Suicide Notes" by David ‘Doc’ Luben   (via narcissablacks)

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i couldn’t resist

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white boys’ haircuts be like


I love macklemore

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never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

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